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Friday, May 20, 2011

Me:
i realize that we are not in a lesbian love snuggle but these pictures of them with books?
i feel like we should totally do that

Jessica: 
wait, we don't do lesbian love snuggles?
since when??

Me:
well see you decided you liked peen
and i liked nothing
i think that was when we decided
lol :P

Jessica:
oooooo
right
the peen

Me:
i know. it ruins many a good lesbian love snuggle

Jessica:
true
though i feel most lesbian snuggles end in lesbian sex
not.
that.
interested.

Me:
i think that is how the majority of them end. not in ridiculously cute photo sessions, but lesbian sex
no thank you

Jessica:
well OUR lesbian cuddles can end in photoshoots

Me:
oh good. i'm glad we're not holding ourselves to the standards of other lesbian cuddles
because obviously ours is superior

Jessica:
obvi
ours ends in photoshoots
nuff said
OH MY FREAKEN' LORD I'M SO FREAKEN' HUNGRY!
Kiko said...

You guys are awesome. And hilarious. And I <3 you!

Also, the girl you linked to is apparently mormon. Your obsession with her is your subconscious trying to replace me. Just so you know, that's not possible. Well, except maybe if Regina moves to DC.

Dana said...

Makiko you know I could never EVER replace you - as I said on the phone you're my very own V.I.M. Very Important Mormon.

:D

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